AND METAL SANAZ WONDERS WHY PEOPLE HATE HER.

DON'T HIDE YOUR HATE by Mr. wolf

So how did all of this backlash against Metal Sanaz, the self proclaimed Queen of Metal, come about? It all started when I checked out a bulletin from one of my Friends/Readers, TRUE METAL MANIAC. The bulletin was titled "THIS SICKENING PLAGUE MUST END!!!" and it was about his dislike for the woman who goes by the name Metal Sanaz and her new myspace site "myspace a place of metal". Here is the whole bulletin:

If you agree with me, repost this in a bulletin and add on what you think as well. This sickening plague must end! Well, your dear Juliya and metal sanaz, or what ever her gay ass name is..Really, they don't know shit about metal.
As for this "myspace a place of metal" bullshit. Really...I feel that metal has now gone down hill, why do I say this? Because..it's getting WAY the fuck over rated.I am sick of all this shit making metal into a scene like SCENE fags and hardcore bullshit. METAL IS NOT A SCENE, IT'S A LIFE STYLE AND THE WAY OF LIFE FOR THE TRUE!
I will NOT give into the posers, the fakes, and all these little fucks who are here just to look "cool" or "hard" or what ever the fuck they think they look.

HERE IS WHERE I STAND MY GROUND AND SAY FUCK YOU METAL SANAZ, FUCK YOU JUYLIA FOR MAKING OUR WAY OF LIFE INTO A JOKE

YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING UP FOR THE TRUE METAL HEADS OUT THERE AND NOW THIS IS WHERE WE STAND!
THIS IS WHERE WE STAND AND SAY FUCK YOU! WE WILL NOT FOLLOW YOUR FLOCK OF SHEEP. METAL FOR

LIVE!!

Of course I answered it and gave my opinion on the subject which was sort of in agreement with his. Basically I have seen the woman's videos in the past. She's a metal groupie of the "Hollywood type" sect of pop metal which is very fake and extremely phony.(Remember Hair Metal?) She talks to bands while her boyfriend tries to film everything without shaking the camera too much. Her job is that of a VJ or better yet a human tapeworm. (Please remember that WENDY O WILLIAMS was also a VJ on the old Nightflight cable music show. The difference is that WENDY O was the Queen of Extreme Metal at that time. She had a resume to back her up.) Just take a look at some of Sanaz's work here:


Like I said, it's the Hollywood version of metal. A cross between MTV's Head Banger's Balls and Entertainment Tonight. It should not be taken seriously since this is fluff for the Hot Topic post MTV generation. From the video you can see that GWAR is not taking her seriously and pretty much makes her out as the real butt of the joke. But this is what the mainstream 18 and under crowd want and get. I don't begrudge this woman her way at earning a living. And to be honest with you she's done a good job at it by whoring herself out on myspace for the past few years. Just like that blonde bimbo with the fake tits, the Asian idiot with a million friends, and that brunette model. All four of these woman have used myspace to become famous, "myspace famous no talent required just have a large quota of friends". That's the career they have chosen, DIY and make everything up as you go along.

Almost every metal band on myspace (even some of the Extreme ones) have her as a "Friend". SCUMFEAST METAL does not because we take our love of Extreme music more seriously. We don't choose or accept "friends" for street cred (hint hint) When it comes to music I consider myself a 1%er. In other words I see the other 99% of music fans to be average, mainstream, and frankly boring. Where as I belong to the 1% crowd who are above all the "scenster" bullshit. Yes I am an elitist and as long as I listen to music that the majority cannot stand then I will always be better than them. When it comes to my love of Extreme Music just think of my 13" jack boot standing on the face of mainstream pop music forever. And if you are a pop metal music fan then please tell me if there's any gum on the bottom of my boot. If so then lick it off, loser. Here's another classic Sanaz moment on video.


But getting back to Ms. Sanaz, recently she launched the site "myspace a place of metal". Soon to be followed by "myspace a place for gangsta rap","myspace a place for pop country" and of course "myspace a place for punk", with one of those clowns from RANCID as the VJ host. I did check out the site since I'm a masochist. Along with Ms.Sanaz's video chats the site also has a forum where juggalos, wiggers, and shut-ins argue with each other kindergarten style. Yeah that's what kiddie metal is all about. Whoever gets on the playground swings first gets to talk the most smack. Actually it's kinda like going to the zoo and watching the monkeys. They're all
screeching, fondling themselves, playing with their fruit and showing off their bright pink bungholes. But the good part is that they're all in a cage. And if they ever tried to escape, you can just shoot them in the head. You can always get more monkeys. You can also show them how to wear clothing, give them licenses to drive and even allow them to vote. But that's another article to discuss at another time. Actually I hate monkeys. I like pissed off tigers who jump out of their cages and maul drunken illegal immigrants.

Here's another classic Sanaz interview and look closely as she talks to King from GORGOROTH. For a second there it looks like she's about to throw up. Fans know King is not some wordsmith when it comes to interviews. He saves all his talent for the music. If she was talking to Gaahl, he would most likely assault her. Also don't you think Sanaz learned some make-up tips from Dee Snider of Twisted Sister? And that Manic Panic skunk hairdo is unflatering to say the least. Well it is the NAMM. I have nothing against King for doing the interview. Like they say, all press is good press, and besides he was being paid to be there.
Check out this video: Interview with King (GORGOROTH) with Sanaz



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Now as I said earlier, I see this all as mainstream kiddie shit. Extreme Metal Maniacs should not take any of what Sanaz does seriously. Nor should fans of GORGOROTH be pissed. The labels tell the bands that they have to do crap like this. It's good public relations and it's also part of the job as "rock star/artist". But this next video seems to have pissed many people off.
Check out this video: TO ALL HATERS....



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How insecure is Ms. Sanaz that she has to make a self serving video like this? Come on lady, you're fucking in your mid-30s and you still can't handle criticism? You give this poor pitiful me act, "Oh they're all out to get me". Were did you learn that one from, Hillary Clinton? No they are not Sanaz! No one is bitter about what you do. Just like you have every right to express your opinion so does everyone else. And if people want to say that you suck, tough fuckin shit! Come on we all can see that smirk on your face. You're there at the NAMM (whoa! how impressive!) talking to a washed up rocker who's past efforts are still being blasted in trailer parks. (What, the guys from WARRANT weren't available?) Getting him to call people names in order to defend your honor. Yes it's true that Myspace picked you to do that "myspace metal" site but let's be honest. How many other people were in the running? How many people are groupies who followed a career path that would turn them into pop culture human tapeworms? How many other "wannabees" have hawked posters of themselves for $15 a pop and a promise to accept their Friend's Request"? Hey at least I know who was singing for BLACK SABBATH the first time I saw them back in the late 70s. And in an interview you claimed you didn't and still don't remember. Metal was around before you were born. It was around before the Internet. What you, Sanaz, are doing is covering the safe and sedate scenster bullshit. It works for all the kids on your sites because they're not old enough to get into a niteclub. Therefore you cover the goings on at the Warped Tour or Sounds of the Underground (which is not underground at all) because they are all daycare centers for kiddie metal fans.

Look just face it, people who actually like Metal are calling you out and expressing their opinion of you. A pathetic and shallow Hollywood phony is basically what they're describing you as. And obviously there must be some truth to that since you have to film some childish video denouncing your critics. To me that makes you a waste of skin. And speaking of skin, looking at your past videos and comparing them to your present ones. It looks to me like you've had some nipping and tucking, along with some add ons of late. You've gotta watch that shit or someday you'll end up with a vagina for a nose and a sphincter for an adam's apple.

And now here's my favorite video of you.

LIMBONIC ART - Legacy of Evil CD review

LIMBONIC ART - Legacy of Evil CD
I was listening to this the other night while doing some research on the web (Warning: you cannot get much work done while listening to LIMBONIC ART) and wondered if I had reviewed this one yet. After checking the official site I realized that I hadn't and I've been enjoying it since early January. What I like about this Norwegian duo's return to form is that this CD is a step back to the Black Metal heyday of the 90s. The three year hiatus that Daemon and Morfeus took has paid off for fans. The song structures are in constant shift. There's a good mix of moody
cuts paired off with maniacal faster blasts of hate. There's a good sounding symphonic charactor but the keyboards on here are kept in the background because the riffs are so fucking overwelming. Daemon's vocals are as sharp as a razor. I
recommend waking up to this in the morning, that's if you live alone in a house and not in an apartment. Otherwise you will drive people insane by playing this loudly at off hours.

"Lycanthropic Tales" has to be my favorite cut on here, for obvious reasons of course. The song simply explodes out of your speakers. I wonder what Ipod wearer's facial expressions look like while listening to this and walking down crowded sidewalks? Personally I believe they would have a seriously twisted look to them. Like a baseball size maggot was chewing it's way out of their brain cavity. Then there's "Infernal Phantom Kingdom" that contains the vengeful lines, "Evil has a way of returning. You cannot hide from Hell's eye. It is always burning." Don't we all
feel that way sometimes when we encounter schmucks on myspace who think they can't be hurt. When I listen to this I can picture some faceless myspace pussy typing some poison e-mail towards me. And seconds after the loser punches "send" a ghostly aparition of my hand reaches out from their monitor and clutches their throat, crushing their pencil neck. It's just a thought, by the way did I mention that my astral projection training is coming along quite well?

Yes this whole release is truly evil and has contributed to my own personal nasty immagination. Think about this sick idea. Wouldn't it be fun to slip into some snotty nosed mall brat's bedroom one night. And while the little twit is dreaming about what childish things to type on the Myspace Is For Metal Forum site. You remove their precious crap CD (place your most hated mall rat type band here) and replace it with LIMBONIC ART's "Legacy of Evil". In the morning when the little shit wakes up and pushes the play button it'll either drive them insane enough to dive head first out their bedroom window (suicide is for the weak ones even if it's
encouraged by music) or the child will be converted to music that actually matters. So what will you be listening to tommorrow morning, hmmmm?
CANDLELIGHT RECORDS

http://www.candlelightrecordsusa.com
http://www.myspace.com/limbonicart

DISFEAR - Live the Storm CD Review

DISFEAR - Live the Storm CD
Imagine, if you will, DISCHARGE in a head on collision with MOTORHEAD at a Gothenberg intersection with a melodic death metalhead standing nearby cheering it on. Yeah well that's what you would expect since this is Tomas Lindberg's hardcore project. And if 2003's Misanthropic Generation CD was an experiment in the potencial. Then Live the Storm is definitely the mighty beast unleashed to it's fullest extent. Thankfully Lineberg saved his AT THE GATES influences for this year's reunion shows. Because on here he come's off like a man on a mission, diving head first into a music scene that just doesn't care. The Hardcore Punk music scene has always been suspicious of Metal bands dicking around in the realm of the Underground. But that was in the mid-eighties, by the late eighties and early nineties what people called hardcore was actually full blown Metal. And Live the Storm could've been the best release of 1991.

On here the music is full blown Euro Trash early 80's era Hardcore with Lineberg's vocals more intense than a man half his age. In 1979/1980 we called DISCHARGE and all the bands that copied them Hardcore, not crust-core and not D-Beat. Those are quaint rock revisionist reviewer terms by people who were not around then. If anything they were tagged as another "DIS-band". In fact the opener "Get It Off" almost sounds like an outake from DISCHARGE's "Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing" or a genuine ripoff. Having former ENTOMBED guitarist Uffe Cederlund on board now
most likely helped in that formula. Because from that opener up until the last cut, "Phantom" a seven plus minute over indulgence, Live the Storm is a retro blast. The only things missing are the anarchy symbols and spikey haircuts.
RELAPSE RECORDS

http://www.relapse.com
http://www.myspace.com/disfear
http://www.disfear.com/